Toronto - Thursday, May 15th, 2014
In case you haven't heard yet, May is International Masturbation Month. But I'm not about to tell you to go screw yourself.
Don’t get me wrong: I'm all for the midnight jerks to battle insomnia and slippery shower wanks to manage your stress. However, like so many other aspects of our daily lives and relationships, these “me-moments” often become repetitive, and lose all sense of hormone-induced euphoria, excitement, and adventure.
Instead, to celebrate this International Masturbation Month, I urge you to take some time out of yoru busy schedule and love yourself.
Silence your phone and hang a sock on your doorknob.
Put on some sweet sensual slow jams.
Light some candles.
Feed yourself some peaches and cream.
Watch some porn.
Discover your body all over again -- all of its nooks, folds, and pink bits.
Don't hold back.