May is International Masturbation Month

Toronto - Thursday, May 15th, 2014

In case you haven't heard yet, May is International Masturbation Month. But I'm not about to tell you to go screw yourself.

Don’t get me wrong: I'm all for the midnight jerks to battle insomnia and slippery shower wanks to manage your stress. However, like so many other aspects of our daily lives and relationships, these “me-moments” often become repetitive, and lose all sense of hormone-induced euphoria, excitement, and adventure.

Instead, to celebrate this International Masturbation Month, I urge you to take some time out of yoru busy schedule and love yourself.

Silence your phone and hang a sock on your doorknob.

Put on some sweet sensual slow jams.

Light some candles.

Feed yourself some peaches and cream.

Watch some porn.

Discover your body all over again -- all of its nooks, folds, and pink bits.

Don't hold back.

Love yourself.

May is International Masturbation Month


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