Toronto - Monday, June 16th, 2014
All my life I’ve been told to get my mind out of the gutter. “No!” I say, exasperated by the slight thought of clean thinking.
We’re human but we all have animal instincts. This brings up the thought of sex -- ahhh!-- my favourite subject.
Did you know that having dirty thoughts can improve your sex life? For example, thinking about sex while you're stuck in traffic or picturing what you want to do sexually to your partner when you get home can send your endorphins into an all-time high. When your mind is in a euphoric state, it sends those warm fuzzy feelings downtown. All of a sudden, you’re clenching your legs together or adjusting your pants. Either way, it’s a damn good feeling! Keep at it and by the time you get home, you’re going to want to push your partner up against the wall, jump on top, and thrust.
Added toppings, as I like to call them, are always helpful to increase your stamina. This can include the following:
Sexting: The ultimate and popular tease.
Pics: Take a sexy selfie next time you go to the bathroom to show your partner what’s coming.
Sex articles: This will help you get even more into the mood. Hey, you can even read one of our blogs to help you along.
The list can go on. Just have fun with it!
-Love, Carla “Soft Meats” Carnemolla